Whose Army? This Army?

This three-things meme is spreading faster than my Erotic Photo Hunt meme; here's a toast to the competition:

Three Names You Go By:
1. Mbimotmog (pronounced: "Mmm bi mot mog")
2. A Ron
3. Kraus

Three Things You Like About Yourself:
1. My keen sentimentality that can crystallize complicated moments into powerful memories.
2. My sense of humor.
3. The hide-n-seek veins in my arms that come out when I flex and when I just let my arms hang limp at my side.

Three Things You Hate About Yourself:
1. I run hot and cold.
2. I can't remember song titles or album titles very well.
3. I covet silly things.

Three Parts of Your Heritage:
1. Midwestern Overreachers
2. Unspoken expressions of affection.
3. Great potential only partially realized.

Three Things You're Afraid Of:
1. Drowning
2. Suffocating
3. Being alone on open water.

Three of Your Everyday Essentials:
1. Diet Pepsi
2. Salt
3. At least three hours of darkness.

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Glasses
2. Deodorant
3. Jeans

Three of Your Favorite Bands:
1. Pavement
2. The Clash
3. Wilco

Three of Your Favorite Songs at Present:
1. Oliver's Army (Elvis Costello)
2. American Idiot (Green Day)
3. Two-Timing Touch and Broken Bones (The Hives)

Three Things You Want To Try In The Next 12 Months:
1. Live by modest means.
2. Write a short story with names that don't sound fake.
3. Live elsewhere.

Two Truths & A Lie:
1. I occasionally lie about unimportant matters.
2. I still love someone who doesn't love me.
3. I understand the infield fly rule.

Three Things You Just Can't Do:
1. More than thirty pull-ups in a row.
2. Understand young Republicans.
3. Beat Contra without cheating.

Three of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Writing
2. Drawing
3. Going out

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1. Grab a quick snack
2. Go to an ATM
3. Make a phone call

Three Careers You're Considering:
1. Politician
2. Freelance writer
3. Community college professor of Literature

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1. London
2. Barcelona
3. Toronto

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. See that my parents well cared for.
2. Sleep in an open field.
3. Make my case that I was right and that everyone who opposed me was wrong.

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Comments

[jesse]

krl did it too!

[chromeeyes]

I'll give you a quick snack.