I live my life at work one candy bar away from full-on dating a woman with a kid who is a chronic infiltrator of my dreams.
Is it wrong to avoid people in passing because you've made out with them? There's nothing sexier than humming "No Ordinary Love" on line for an office machine. As of yesterday, that became fact.
"On line" or "in line"? I can go either way. "Take away" should go international.
hold the phone.
it's "in line." you are IN LINE.
is there a visible line on the floor on which you are standing? most likely no. therefore, you are standing IN line formation. therefore, IN LINE.
Posted by: jennifer | April 27, 2005 at 12:51 PM
::drops stapler, turns and runs::
Whoa there, sounds like someone's a little anxious for tonight's ANTM.
Will Brittney destroy Tokyo with her drinking?
Will Boxjaw's pudge ruin the futures of hott girl's with problem zomes?
Will Robot Eyes be photographed looking not crazy?
These and other questions will be answered tonight on America's Sex Pot Madness.
Posted by: ARRON | April 27, 2005 at 01:27 PM
Oh, and I forgot to add this little bit of punctuation to my rant:
HE GU!!
I'm just yelling at you like this because I care.
Posted by: jennifer | April 27, 2005 at 02:31 PM
I will learn from this.
Posted by: ARRON | April 27, 2005 at 02:49 PM
i hope you do. iowanta yell atchoo uh-gain.
Posted by: jennifer | April 27, 2005 at 02:59 PM
Say, your package was reassigned a delivery date 'cuz all a sudden they need a signature?! WTF? You better yell at a UPS dude so he can learn from this.
Try again tomorrow they say.
Posted by: ARRON | April 27, 2005 at 03:10 PM
boo. just....boo.
Posted by: jennifer | April 27, 2005 at 03:48 PM
seriously man,
Which one with a kid is it? That's what I want to know and what I'd also like to know is what happened to our discussion of such things...I thought we were on opposites on that one, or were we in the end....somewhere between a two hearted discussion and an unwarrented hangover.
Rock!@
Posted by: chromeeyes | April 27, 2005 at 09:03 PM
additionally, I think the real qustion you need to ask is, "Is it passing to avoid people because you made out wrong with them."
Is it wrong to avoid people in passing because you've made out with them
Posted by: chromeeyes | April 27, 2005 at 09:05 PM
Okay now you're doing it on purpose.
PS "Queued up".
Posted by: Karl | April 27, 2005 at 11:16 PM
Oh, and as long as I'm at it:
"I live my life at work one candy bar away from full-on dating a woman with a kid who is a chronic infiltrator of my dreams."
The word of the day is syntactic ambiguity.
In this case, we can diagram the predicate NP one of two ways:
[a woman [with a kid] [who is a chronic infiltrator of my dreams]]
or
[a woman [with a kid [who is a chronic infiltrator of my dreams]]]
The first is an example of an NP with a PP complement.
The second is an example of intent to commit a class A felony.
Posted by: Karl | April 27, 2005 at 11:22 PM